So, last week, I was chatting with someone and she just suddenly changed the subject and said…
“oh my god, I’ve just got to tell you….”
and her story is……
After a romantic night, man-friend of above, is getting up early, to return home and to go to work.
Friend thinks ok, I’ll get up, make tea, have a smooch, see him off….
But she needs a pee, what girl doesn’t?
The bathroom light on (thankfully)
She lifts the lid on the toilet (her man is awesome and well trained in the seat/lid down department!)
…of the vermin, screeching species!!!!!!!
NOT something a girl (or anyone) needs to see with her knickers down!!!!!!
in the wee small hours of seeing your loved one off…..
I am still traumatised!!!
I wasn’t even there!!!!